Here are some funny quotes about love that I found.
I don't know the author of any of them.
Boy: what did you just say?
Girl: im fat and ugly
Boy walks away....
Girl goes up to him later and says what did i do wrong?
Boy: you lied about the most beautiful thing i see everyday
You (to yourself): Oh my Gosh.. he just texted me.. I wonder what he wants.. maybe he just wants to talk... maybe he's mad at me, i mean all he said was hey... I should just answer him, i don't want to keep him waiting...well maybe i'll wait another 3 minutes so he thinks i'm busy... no, that's too obvious. Could this mean he's into me? Or is he just bored? Either way is fine, i mean i don't care if he likes me back. who said that i even liked him?! i'm just gonna text him back now. Should i reply hi or hey? or hey with three y's? no that's stupid. 2 y's works. He won't know if i did it on purpose or if it was just accidental. Okay. I got this.Breath in, breath out.