Love is in the Air

Here are some funny quotes about love that I found.

I don't know the author of any of them.

Enjoy.

Girl: im so fat and ugly

Boy: what did you just say?

Girl: im fat and ugly

Boy walks away....

Girl goes up to him later and says what did i do wrong?

Boy: you lied about the most beautiful thing i see everyday

Him: Hey

You (to yourself): Oh my Gosh.. he just texted me.. I wonder what he wants.. maybe he just wants to talk... maybe he's mad at me, i mean all he said was hey... I should just answer him, i don't want to keep him waiting...well maybe i'll wait another 3 minutes so he thinks i'm busy... no, that's too obvious. Could this mean he's into me? Or is he just bored? Either way is fine, i mean i don't care if he likes me back. who said that i even liked him?! i'm just gonna text him back now. Should i reply hi or hey? or hey with three y's? no that's stupid. 2 y's works. He won't know if i did it on purpose or if it was just accidental. Okay. I got this.Breath in, breath out.

You: Heyy

Dear Boys, We love to wear your jackets, love it when you hug us from behind, love it when you say i love you in front of everyone... ...And have best friends who will break ur necks if you break our hearts. Sincerely, Girls

So, can you relate with any of them? :p